November 2010
116 posts
Mike Huckabee, true patriot, is calling for the execution of the Wikileaks source. Revenge is the great American past-time.
Nov 30th
The public supports it, so do the troops and now the brass. Any further delay of the DADT repeal can only be called outright homophobia.
Nov 30th
There’s a reason I use the road less traveled. You bitches ain’t there.
Nov 30th
I’m finding that without a fortune to bestow or progeny to destroy, I really don’t care about the future at all.
Nov 30th
Choosing between the woods and the ocean isn’t easy. I like the shade, but feel more confident where I know nothing will shit on my head.
Nov 30th
Todays mood brought to you by the folks at Tired, Short Tempered and Not Putting Up With Your Crap.
Nov 30th
Pentagon Study on DADT. Oh, and Bite me John Mccain -AP Newswire | Stars and Stripes http://bit.ly/gRMI6W
Nov 30th
So since that guy was going to blow up a Christmas tree lighting does that mean we’re canceling Christmas? Please?
Nov 30th
When traveling in the south, it’s good to remember that, roughly translated, a sing-songy “Mornin’!” means “fuck you”.
Nov 30th
If you say “I do art”, you don’t.
Nov 30th
My degree is in tolerance from STFU.
Nov 30th
Wikileaks should have whistleblower protection.
Nov 30th
I can’t wait to see the rolling heads.
Nov 30th
You see Wikileaks? Innocent people did die right after your release of classified documents. RIP Leslie Nielson
Nov 29th
Sometimes when my scrotum itches I don’t scratch it so I can pretend someone else is touching it. Now do you see why I pray for death?
Nov 29th
Reading http://cablegate.wikileaks.org/
Nov 29th
5 stops in act I, a 40 minute intermission and a running time of 3 hrs and 44 min. No not the Iraq war. Spidey’s first preview.
Nov 29th
I mean no disrespect, but I thought he died years ago.
Nov 29th
I’m jealous of the dogs inability to recognize himself in the mirror.
Nov 29th
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Wikileaks gives the Government a full body pat-down and they cry about it. Too fucking bad!
Nov 29th
RT @wikileaks: El Pais, Le Monde, Speigel, Guardian & NYT will publish many US embassy cables tonight, even if WikiLeaks goes down
Nov 29th
Not a coincidence - RT @wikileaks: We are currently under a mass distributed denial of service attack.
Nov 29th
I’m willing to make a deal this year. You ease up on the Xmas crap and I wont take a pee on your lawn Santa.
Nov 28th
Personally, I see a correlation between the demise of the casting couch and the quality of movies. Fucking encourages creativity.
Nov 27th
The next time your parents ask when you’ll be making them grandparents, ask when they’ll be making you beneficiaries.
Nov 26th
Isn’t the correct term “African-American Friday”?
Nov 26th
It gets better? really? when? - Judge: Let lesbians into military so male GIs can turn them straight | Raw Story http://t.co/YkNzd7z
Nov 26th
Maybe I’m being too literal, but wouldn’t it make more sense if the turkey left the eggs and we ate the rabbit?
Nov 26th
I know I’m not who you want me to be, but you wanting me to be anything is kinda fucked up.
Nov 26th
Every year I wonder why the Native Americans don’t object to Thanksgiving. I guess the casinos and cigarettes are a pretty good deal.
Nov 26th
I was just confirmed as the biggest loser in the family. Considering who the voters were, It’s like winning a Tony.
Nov 26th
My nephew just asked me “how they doin’?” in reference to a sports performance. It’s as though we’ve never met.
Nov 26th
Canada, The U.K., Denmark, Norway, Australia, all visited by U.S. diplomats in advance of Wikileaks release. Shit, meet fan.
Nov 26th
Percolatin’.
Nov 26th
If the country had listened to Ben Franklin and made the turkey the national bird, would we have eaten eagle tonight?
Nov 26th
Sitting in front of The Odd Couple marathon my 21 YO niece says “what the hell is this?” Clearly, my sister has failed as a mother.
Nov 26th
It’s been a while since I’ve had a meal that wasn’t handed to me through a window. Has the fork technology changed?
Nov 26th
Aristophones! Ridiculous!
Nov 26th
They’re so rich the kids skate key has a remote starter.
Nov 25th
5 Divas stand up to give Elaine Stritch a standing ovation. At least I think it was Elaine Stritch. Could have been Larry King in drag.
Nov 25th
I am not in a mud hut in Africa , a foxhole in Iraq or anywhere near Haiti. For these things, I am thankful.
Nov 24th
Bristol honey, instead of giving people the middle finger, maybe you should stop your boyfriends at the middle finger instead.
Nov 24th
Small Thanksgiving this year. TurduckEn is too big so I’m making PidRowFinch-A Pidgeon stuffed with a sparrow stuffed with a finch.
Nov 24th
48 hours from now there will be fights all over America about spending too much time in the bathroom.
Nov 24th
I don’t let people I like touch me, nevermind fat,TSA agents who couldn’t pass the police exam. The gloves are kind of hot though.
Nov 23rd
Crushing poverty keeps me humble.
Nov 23rd
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Who is "It gets better" really for?
It seems the only people who feel better because of the “it gets better” campaign are the adults. Kids have no concept of the future. It’s part of what makes them kids. They live right now. The immediate is all that matters.  Telling a bullied, harassed 13 year old that his life gets better in 5 years is useless, especially when tomorrow, he’ll have to face his bullies...
Nov 23rd
This just in - priests leaving church in droves to join TSA.
Nov 23rd
Right now “I’d fuck you but I’m not in fuck with you” is as emotionally committed as I’m willing to go.
Nov 23rd
It’s times like this I remember what dear old mom used to say while I sat on her knee. “Get up! Your boney ass is digging into my leg.”
Nov 22nd