Mike Huckabee, true patriot, is calling for the execution of the Wikileaks source. Revenge is the great American past-time.
The public supports it, so do the troops and now the brass. Any further delay of the DADT repeal can only be called outright homophobia.
There’s a reason I use the road less traveled. You bitches ain’t there.
I’m finding that without a fortune to bestow or progeny to destroy, I really don’t care about the future at all.
Choosing between the woods and the ocean isn’t easy. I like the shade, but feel more confident where I know nothing will shit on my head.
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Pentagon Study on DADT. Oh, and Bite me John Mccain -AP Newswire | Stars and Stripes http://bit.ly/gRMI6W
So since that guy was going to blow up a Christmas tree lighting does that mean we’re canceling Christmas? Please?
When traveling in the south, it’s good to remember that, roughly translated, a sing-songy “Mornin’!” means “fuck you”.
If you say “I do art”, you don’t.
My degree is in tolerance from STFU.
Wikileaks should have whistleblower protection.
I can’t wait to see the rolling heads.
You see Wikileaks? Innocent people did die right after your release of classified documents. RIP Leslie Nielson
Sometimes when my scrotum itches I don’t scratch it so I can pretend someone else is touching it. Now do you see why I pray for death?
5 stops in act I, a 40 minute intermission and a running time of 3 hrs and 44 min. No not the Iraq war. Spidey’s first preview.
I mean no disrespect, but I thought he died years ago.
I’m jealous of the dogs inability to recognize himself in the mirror.
Wikileaks gives the Government a full body pat-down and they cry about it. Too fucking bad!
RT @wikileaks: El Pais, Le Monde, Speigel, Guardian & NYT will publish many US embassy cables tonight, even if WikiLeaks goes down
Not a coincidence - RT @wikileaks: We are currently under a mass distributed denial of service attack.
I’m willing to make a deal this year. You ease up on the Xmas crap and I wont take a pee on your lawn Santa.
Personally, I see a correlation between the demise of the casting couch and the quality of movies. Fucking encourages creativity.
The next time your parents ask when you’ll be making them grandparents, ask when they’ll be making you beneficiaries.
Isn’t the correct term “African-American Friday”?
It gets better? really? when? - Judge: Let lesbians into military so male GIs can turn them straight | Raw Story http://t.co/YkNzd7z
Maybe I’m being too literal, but wouldn’t it make more sense if the turkey left the eggs and we ate the rabbit?
I know I’m not who you want me to be, but you wanting me to be anything is kinda fucked up.
Every year I wonder why the Native Americans don’t object to Thanksgiving. I guess the casinos and cigarettes are a pretty good deal.
I was just confirmed as the biggest loser in the family. Considering who the voters were, It’s like winning a Tony.
My nephew just asked me “how they doin’?” in reference to a sports performance. It’s as though we’ve never met.
Canada, The U.K., Denmark, Norway, Australia, all visited by U.S. diplomats in advance of Wikileaks release. Shit, meet fan.
If the country had listened to Ben Franklin and made the turkey the national bird, would we have eaten eagle tonight?
Sitting in front of The Odd Couple marathon my 21 YO niece says “what the hell is this?” Clearly, my sister has failed as a mother.
It’s been a while since I’ve had a meal that wasn’t handed to me through a window. Has the fork technology changed?
They’re so rich the kids skate key has a remote starter.
5 Divas stand up to give Elaine Stritch a standing ovation. At least I think it was Elaine Stritch. Could have been Larry King in drag.
I am not in a mud hut in Africa , a foxhole in Iraq or anywhere near Haiti. For these things, I am thankful.
Bristol honey, instead of giving people the middle finger, maybe you should stop your boyfriends at the middle finger instead.
Small Thanksgiving this year. TurduckEn is too big so I’m making PidRowFinch-A Pidgeon stuffed with a sparrow stuffed with a finch.
48 hours from now there will be fights all over America about spending too much time in the bathroom.
I don’t let people I like touch me, nevermind fat,TSA agents who couldn’t pass the police exam. The gloves are kind of hot though.
Crushing poverty keeps me humble.
Who is "It gets better" really for?
It seems the only people who feel better because of the “it gets better” campaign are the adults. Kids have no concept of the future. It’s part of what makes them kids. They live right now. The immediate is all that matters. Telling a bullied, harassed 13 year old that his life gets better in 5 years is useless, especially when tomorrow, he’ll have to face his bullies...
This just in - priests leaving church in droves to join TSA.
Right now “I’d fuck you but I’m not in fuck with you” is as emotionally committed as I’m willing to go.
It’s times like this I remember what dear old mom used to say while I sat on her knee. “Get up! Your boney ass is digging into my leg.”