December 2010
84 posts
The most any of us can ask for is good pain management.
You are not rescuing me from being alone on New Years Eve, you’re intruding.
I can walk in a straight line but the Ativan likes to sway.
What if the man in the mirror is just a dusty, ugly old fuck?
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You want the truth straight guys? We ARE checking your ass out. We know it’s tight and how you’ll freak out when we lick it.
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“I never said a guy who wears glasses is a queer. A guy who wears glasses is a...”
– Archie Bunker
fredasaurusrex asked: I've been watching zombie movies all day and whenever I watch them, I always think "what if I were one of the survivors?"
so, here's your zombie questionairre! (please explain your answers)
1. who's in your group of survivors?
2. mode of transportation?
3. where are you going?
4. who...
so, here's your zombie questionairre! (please explain your answers)
1. who's in your group of survivors?
2. mode of transportation?
3. where are you going?
4. who...
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Little shards of memory
As far back as I can remember, I’ve hated Christmas.
I can remember my father, who left the family when I was 7, so this was before then, hanging lights on the house while I stood on the lawn crying.
My mother tried to explain that without the lights, Santa wouldn’t know where to land the sleigh so without them, he wouldn’t come. To which I responded loudly and through tears,...
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He’s there every time I look, he correctly anticipates my next move and showers me with undeserved adoration. I think the dog is a stalker.
I spend much more time around half dressed women than I ever wanted to. It’s not pretty.
I think my armpit fetish has it’s roots in a childhood staring at crucifixes. #fb
I’ve never been visited by ghosts or abducted by aliens but I know they’re curious.
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If I Were A Rich Man
So the Uber-rich got their tax cuts extended. They will save $40k on the first million.
The median American income is $50k. Will the rich hire someone with the 40k they save or invest it with a chance of tripling it? What would you do?
The people who fought for this tax relief extension, Republicans mostly, will benefit greatly when the time comes to finance re-election campaigns or secure well...
There is no such thing as a “bad word”. Words can’t be bad. They have only the power we give them. You don’t like my words? Fuck off.
I’d rather deal with the Republicans than the Catholics. Sure they’re equally crazy but you can vote and make the republican go away.
If God wants my devotion he knows how to get it. John McCain and Fred Phelps caught fucking.
No thanks pastor, I’M A FAG. Geshundheit. RT @PastorJ12: @T_Gibby Get 5 bonus books along with the Digital King James Bible GOD BLESS!!! :)
Because no campaign contributors need it. These people suck. - @CNNTwits: GOP filibuster kills 9/11 responders bill:… http://bit.ly/hqV2gt
GO BERNIE! This guy is fighting for you right this second. - C-SPAN2 Live Stream - C-SPAN http://cs.pn/gaXCs6
PolitiFact | Bernie Sanders, in viral speech, says top 1 percent earn more than 23 percent of U.S. income http://bit.ly/i3LaIu
I think I want a gun. A big handgun. I’ll bejewel the handle so it’s pretty but I want the firepower. Yeah…
Today I was called a dick and “the crassest person I know” and with that, the epitaph contest ends.
With Olga Merediz @In The Heights. I don’t usually stage-door but I was with people who do. http://twitpic.com/3ej5px
Cabaret - Two Ladies http://twitpic.com/3ej7o0
Actually God did create Adam and Steve but they couldn’t decide between Fire Island and P-town so he threw eve in and they all went to Vegas
The Laramie Project. Dennis Shepards speech at sentencing. http://twitpic.com/3ej72b
Cabaret - Don’t Tell mama http://twitpic.com/3ejacu
If the top 2% wanted this, it would be done. - The Senate Stands for Injustice - NYTimes.com http://nyti.ms/eFwRsh
Europeans blow us away when it comes to protesting their governments. Also, anal cleansing.
Did Jesus call?
Chocolate releases more dopamine than sex but blowjobs release more sperm.
Instant Virgin Detector
tyleroakley:
giant-girls:
stylingonlife:
HAHA OH MY FUCKING GOD
DYING. DYING! DYYYYYYING.
(In the name of the father the son and the holy spirit) Christian Extremists to Picket Eliz Edwards Funeral http://aol.it/h3AzXY #jesuskills
Your suggestion is valid but I hate you so I’m ignoring it.
I live with the certainty that the next time I will look really good is after the funeral parlor beautician is done working.
When the time comes to pay for the tax relief for the top 2%, I think we should sell off their oldest child to a Saudi Prince.
Why not? - RT @ceoSteveJobs: Everyone wants to know when the new iPad is coming out. For the record, Apple doesn’t make gay devices.
My attraction to women centers around whether or not they can hit the high note.
I suggested crime scene tape to decorate the tree so I’ve been banned from participating. Score!
Instead of celebrating Jesus’ birth and resurrection every year, lets recognize an actual accomplishment. I propose Water To Wine Week.
RT @margaretcho: From jim short: These famewhoring Palins need to be renamed The Alaskardashians
The greatest social movements of the last century certainly include sufferage, civil rights, marriage equality and cartoon avatars.
The worst part of today was the no-sex part.
Proof that douchebags don’t always succeed. That is my contribution to society. You’re very fucking welcome.