May 2010
20 posts
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Hey, teen-aged drama queen...
…The truth is you’re just not that special. We DO get it, we HAVE been there and you’re NOT the only person, or even the first person to feel this way, so back off, lower your voice and go take a nap.
May 31st
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May 31st
“Executive Mansion, Washington, Nov. 21, 1864. Dear Madam, I have been shown...”
– (via thejohnblog)
May 31st
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May 30th
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Define "Ugly"
Is it a wind farm? Solar panels? Electric cars? Or is it Wars in the Middle East, enviornmental catastrophe, huge corporate welfare programs and the destruction of smaller industries?  So how do you define ugly? I mean, aside from my reflection.
May 28th
Office of the Clerk of the U.S. House of... →
If you scroll down to 8:29pm and read up you’ll see the official record of history. 
May 28th
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May 28th
May 27th
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Risk Averse? I'll show you risk averse.
A lame ass shrink told me I was risk averse. I hated him so I didn’t tell him this story but Ill tell you because most of you probably don’t know him.   Although he did do time……..What the hell I’ll risk it. (pun unintentional) Now Im not the type to go on rides. Roller coasters, shit that flips you or drops your ass ten stories is no fun. Not for me. But when...
May 24th
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Jimmy's Screenplay
Someone on my FB feed posted a request for screenplay ideas. This was my submission. Someone gets on a commuter train for their daily commute to work and the train passes a set of buildings set right up on the tracks. The interior of the apartments are plainly visible to the people on the train. The train stops at a station in an area of upscale urban development and pauses, one particular set...
May 24th
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Not Obama's Katrina.
Katrina was an act of nature. This oil gushing catastrophe is an act of under regulated free enterprise. The financial crisis was not a result of bailouts, but also a result of under regulated free enterprise. The health care industry, banking, coal drilling, energy, auto, military, all need regulation. In trying to put the regulations in place, Obama has borne the unflattering title...
May 23rd
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May 23rd
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May 23rd
May 19th
“Ooh! What a smell of sulfur!”
– Glinda The Good The Wizard Of Oz 1939
May 19th
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May 17th
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WWII as a Facebook thread. →
May 13th
May 4th
lgbtlaughs: deadlypotato: Dr. Laura Schlessinger is a Bible-believing “agony aunt” who gives life and relationship advice. Citing the Bible, Dr. Laura has repeatedly said that gays are “mistakes of nature.” In response to this, somebody wrote a satirical open letter to Dr. Laura. The letter reads: Dear Dr. Laura, Thank you for doing so much to educate people regarding God’s Law. I have...
May 3rd
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