Our Collective Failure
15-year-old Billy Lucas of Greensburg, Ind., who was allegedly the target of slurs about his sexual orientation and hanged himself in his grandmother’s barn on Sept. 9. 13-year-old Seth Walsh of Tehachapi, Calif., the openly gay middle-schooler who died Sept. 28, several days after attempting to hang himself from a tree in his backyard. . And on Sept. 23, there was 13-year-old Asher...
Low tide. Not that I’m a sailor or anything, it just smells like a vagina burped.
Is it just me or do guys with beards never look totally naked?
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…So then I said “I never had a cherry, I had a watermelon” and we all laughed.
I miss the dial up internet tones and beeps. I used to have a song to go with it. “IN- teehrrrr-NETNET-neeeht.”
Yes, I sit to pee. It’s neater (I never worry about split streams), why not sit and it airs out my taint so fuck you.
Too bad Michelangelo never rendered Mohammed. He probably would have given him a really big package.
How do we get Herr Ratzinger a Segway?
My twitter rank is “facebook”.
The Segway guy was just trying to prove that his company is just as good as Toyota.
Gay men will do on the first date what a straight couple won’t do until the kids move out.
Who would have thought that with my blasphemous, smoking, gay-sex-having life I’d be more moral than the pope?
On what day did God create bacteria, viruses and cancer? Looking for it in The Handbook, but so far no mention.
I prefer to think of it as an awareness that you have screwed me and lied about it, but if you want to call it a grudge it’s a grudge.
If the Jews are the chosen people why doesn’t God let them eat bacon?
“The people in your neighborhood?” Assholes.
Please excuse this tweet. There is no point except to look busy. The dog keeps staring at me like we’re late for something.
I’ve got them all fooled. Which lets you know how easy they are to fool.
Finally some time to myself. I think I’ll O’Donnell.
Once my minions get here you bitches are fucked.
Anyone know a good doomsday cult?
Got my vuvuzela costume ready. Now all I need is someone to blow me.
It must suck being a vampire with insomnia.
Stephen Colbert shouldn’t have made light of such an important national issue.That’s what we have elected representitives for.
Katie Perry can’t really be blamed. It can’t be easy being married to Tom Cruise, she needed someone to pay attention to her boobs,
Sometimes he borrows daddy’s clothes http://twitpic.com/2rn7ay
Lest you question my gay-ness this is who will be in bed with me this weekend. http://twitpic.com/2rlkez
I am the portrait waiting in the attic for the man to come back so I can kick the shit out of him for making me look like this.
I don’t carry hate in my heart. It’s too heavy. That’s why I got this luggage rack.
It’s time we stop referring to priests as “Father”. I propose the more accurate “tot-fucker”, or perhaps “Uncle Ernie”.
Show me on the pope what the priest did to you.
I’d only re-live my childhood if I can do it in someone else’s house.
We need every DC rent-boy, twink, leather daddy and toilet troll to tell us what they know about these senate fucktards. #DADT
I bet John McCain would have gladly accepted the help of a gay soldier while he was hanging from his nipples at the Hanoi Hilton. #DADT
I wish every nation that allows gays to serve would pull their troops out of our various coalitions. #DADT
A simple examination of today’s version explains clearly why the British chased away their puritans.
I really should return to a more rigorous grooming routine. My eyebrows look like pubic hair for my nose.
The Republicans won’t allow repeal of DADT because any legitimization makes hunting for gay sex in public bathrooms less hot.
I still haven’t seen the new @twitter. I use powertwitter on chrome. Maybe that’s what’s protecting me.
Turns out that some of the multiples aren’t even mine. fucking squatters.
Hey @silkpillow are we sharing a personality? http://t.co/Q2InaMm via @awe_screenshot
The reason some of us have multiple personalities is to make up for the vast majority of people who have none.
RT @MaxPowers6300: I’m very fond of all three of you that have been starring my tweets.
I get it. Being selfish, stupid and lazy is “just the way you are”. Fine. Hating you for it is just the way I am. #sobiteme
The truth is, I’m a bit of a dick.
I’m a big fan of Herr Ratzingers red shoes but I think with the legnth of the skirt he needs a small heel. #papalfashion
Taking Gin-Bin to see In The Heights tonight. Hoping Abuela doesn’t die this time.
“Our feet are sane”? German is weird.