Up until about two years ago I was thoroughly impressed by how Cole Porter fit five rhymes into a single sentence. The song is I Get A Kick Out Of You. “Flying too high with some guy in the sky is my idea of nothing to do.” It’s perfect. The rhymes fall on the beat and it’s actually a sentence that under the right conditions, someone could actually say and not sound...
The Nazi Ratzinger declares war on athiests, calling them Nazi’s. He wouldn’t know it, but science has a name for that. Deflection.
Maybe we’ll get lucky and at this years O’Donnell family reunion Rosie will eat Christine. Wait. Ew. Nevermind.
Christine O’donnell opposes masturbation based on biblical teachings but “dabbled in witchcraft”? Damn, that must be one UGLY vagina.
RT @wil_m: It’s a little hard to call a plot against a “former” Nazi and leader of a child molestation ring a terrorist attempt. “Justic …
BUSTED! - Pope Benedict XVI - Yahoo! News Photos http://yhoo.it/dAPEHh
Only in America could there be a masturbation candidate who gets it wrong.
This guy cracks me the fuck up! RT @DalaiLama: Cultivating contentment is crucial to maintaining peaceful coexistence.
Puck the fope.
I have the same cardigan I just saw on T.V.. On The Golden Girls. On Sophia. #fashionweek
Even though I know that your being lazy, stupid and ugly really isn’t your fault, and that the problem is mine, I still hate you.
If that Mr. O’Donnell had masturbated just that one time.
Getting old means taste and flavor in food means less than a reliable exit strategy. #justkillmealready
RT @therealcherilyn: cock is my comfort food.
NAZIS INVADE U.K. AGAIN….ooh, sorry, it’s just the pope.
Facebook and I - helping you remember why we lost touch in the first place.
Recently discovered evidence proves that during Jesus’ 12 lost years he was working as a rent boy to pay off the Imam he was studying with.
I bet at night the pope hangs out with all his cardinally-bishopy homeys in a gem encrusted room and they just laugh and laugh.