October 2011
143 posts
I would Sanjay Anderson Coopers Gupta in a heartbeat.
Oct 31st
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Oct 31st
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Reblog if you're a strong black woman who don't...
Oct 31st
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Oct 31st
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I think Sheldon has Aspergers.
Oct 31st
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I don’t usually go in for religious iconography, but the bottom in this fisting porn is wearing the most beautiful Star of David.
Oct 31st
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Oct 31st
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Oct 31st
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I refuse to give a fuck until I am offered one.
Oct 30th
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Oct 30th
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I will not be harrumphed at by the dog.
Oct 30th
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The character wears white jeans so the actor has to have a hot ass. I don’t care if he can hit the notes, his ass must be hot.
Oct 30th
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Oct 30th
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Truth is, I'd throw that little fuck under a bus... →
Oct 29th
Oct 29th
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Yesterday I forgot to put the patch on. Now the police are here. I’m almost sure these two things are related.
Oct 29th
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You want to regulate what a woman does with HER body but not what banks do with OUR economy? you’re dangerous and have probably found Jesus.
Oct 29th
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Oct 29th
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Oct 29th
Without smoking I’m saving enough money to get laid.
Oct 28th
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They worked pretty well for me so I think I’m giving out nicotine patches for Halloween this year.
Oct 28th
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Oct 28th
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Oct 26th
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Oct 26th
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Oct 24th
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Oct 24th
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Oct 24th
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Oct 21st
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Oct 21st
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Oct 21st
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Colbert crushes Limbaugh's "Obama killing... →
Oct 21st
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Oct 19th
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Oct 19th
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I call mine unicep’s because they can’t be biceps if the nicotine patch goes totally around them.
Oct 19th
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Final home care visit. I asked her if that meant I could have a cigarette. Those people have no sense of humor, and strong right hooks.
Oct 18th
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Oct 18th
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12 Great Broadway Moments on Sesame Street →
Awesome. Sutton, Hugh, Idina & Taye„ lillias white, Kristen, Lin-manuel. You get the idea. CLICK IT.
Oct 18th
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I Just updated my Kindle software without tech support. So I’m an IT guy now right?
Oct 18th
If I have to “eat 6 small meals a day”, 3 regular or 10 mini Peppermint patties will count as a meal.
Oct 18th
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Dr. Heart guy says I can have red wine so I bought a bottle but I only have white wine glasses which sucks because I’m real thirsty.
Oct 18th
Let’s assume for a second there is a god. How do I get him to mind his own fucking business and keep his stupid selfish ass out of mine?
Oct 17th
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This rock is this far away from this rock, the heat of which allows water to remain liquid and shit to grow. That’s my version of atheism.
Oct 17th
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What the Republicans are doing the gays call cruising. Check out everyone at the bar and hope that at 4am, you’re not left with the troll.
Oct 17th
Sucking on a candy doesn’t help the urge to smoke, but sucking on an Andy might.
Oct 17th
The home care nurse says I’m alive. I feel like I have to believe her because she has a degree.
Oct 16th
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Since I’ve been forced to stop, my pot dealer can’t afford his text books.
Oct 16th
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The "Not Lazy, Never Gonna Be Rich"
That’s who most of us are. Regular people who go to work every fucking day for asshole bosses and the soul sucking public just to stay rich enough to not starve. I take offense to the idea that if you’re not wealthy it’s because you’re lazy. Not working hard enough. The truth is, the largest portion of Americans work without the chance or expectation that our job is...
Oct 16th
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After telling me how improved I was they sent me... →
Oct 16th
I still want to smoke bad enough to punch a kitten but I know that would be pointless. Now I’m looking to smoke a kitten.
Oct 16th