December 2011
104 posts
Christmas is like pooping and eating, it should be done in a room by yourself so the rest of us don’t have to be exposed to your stank.
Dec 14th
We’ll know the church is ready to accept the gays when Jesus is depicted on the cross in boxer briefs.
Dec 13th
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Dec 13th
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Reached a milestone today. I finally weigh more than Adele. Next stop, Kirstie Alley.
Dec 13th
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Dec 12th
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Dec 12th
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You know that guy on Glee with the Mohawk? I totally want to eat his ass.
Dec 12th
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Dec 11th
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Faceinhole is a photo app? I call bullshit
Dec 11th
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tyleroakley: bloodfleshbones: Look at/listen to what mother bought for our bathroom. Excuse me while I swallow a knife. I would literally shit on it.
Dec 11th
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No, you’re not a Fashion Designer. Fashion is the combination of disparate elements. You’re a clothing designer, now go make me some socks.
Dec 11th
Mrs. Sandusky, smell his fingers.
Dec 10th
The music in Rick Perry's anti-gay ad?
wordishness: By Aaron Copeland. Who was gay.
Dec 10th
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Dec 10th
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“Ask Osama bin Laden and 22 of the 30 most wanted terrorists if I engage in appeasement.” - President Barack Hussein Obama (also, suck it)
Dec 10th