Christmas is like pooping and eating, it should be done in a room by yourself so the rest of us don’t have to be exposed to your stank.
We’ll know the church is ready to accept the gays when Jesus is depicted on the cross in boxer briefs.
Reached a milestone today. I finally weigh more than Adele. Next stop, Kirstie Alley.
You know that guy on Glee with the Mohawk? I totally want to eat his ass.
Faceinhole is a photo app? I call bullshit
tyleroakley: bloodfleshbones: Look at/listen to what mother bought for our bathroom. Excuse me while I swallow a knife. I would literally shit on it.
No, you’re not a Fashion Designer. Fashion is the combination of disparate elements. You’re a clothing designer, now go make me some socks.
Mrs. Sandusky, smell his fingers.
The music in Rick Perry's anti-gay ad?
wordishness: By Aaron Copeland. Who was gay.
“Ask Osama bin Laden and 22 of the 30 most wanted terrorists if I engage in appeasement.” - President Barack Hussein Obama (also, suck it)