What celebrity would you most like to meet in...
Bette Midler, Patti Lupone, Sutton Foster, Cheyenne Jackson, Christine Ebersole, Ricky Martin, Mark Consuelos, Mario Lopez., Sondheim, Susan Stroman, Lin-Manuel Miranda. And Cher. Ask me anything
It’s been a long while since I’ve caused an erection.
If I’m snoring, it’s too early to call 911.
…And then you walk behind a hot latino with a soccer player’s ass for two blocks and suddenly all seems ok with the world.
When a giraffe's baby is born, it falls from a...
Bitch can’t squat? Ask me anything
The workers saved by ending abortion can fill the jobs created by tax cuts for the rich much younger once the unions are gone.
Has anyone in Wisconsin bothered to ask the cows what they think? They are the majority mammal in the state after all.
Why don’t they revolt in the socialist countries?
I’d hoped to be much more interesting by now.
In defense of the gravy-laden Rotundro, the didn’t think much of Nancy Reagan’s big “just say no” initiative either. - http://t.co/zYqK5iw
What's the last good book you read?
Finishing The Hat. The Collected Lyrics Of Stephen Sondheim. Ask me anything
Remember telegraph porn? God that was awful.
Thundersnow. Weather event or Indian name for Charlie Sheen?
Only America could fund a Nascar team while de-funding Sesame Street. Nowhere else on Earth has Nascar.
The following is an excerpt of my autobiography, I Like Pie: “…I do not like meringue.” (pg. 213) Shocking stuff. In stores soon.
AKA really REALLY late term abortions - Texas to Allow Guns on Campus - The Daily Beast http://t.co/wklKxC2
I liked the set, but it was designed from three different aesthetic views. I get why it was done, but there was no payoff. No crash.
Visually stunning with no performable material. @Spideyonbway
How I'd fix @spideyonbway
It’s a real mess. First and foremost, a new score. What’s being performed now is totally unacceptable. They also have to back off the whole Arachne character. It’s interesting, but there’s so much of her and much of it goes unexplained. By the time I got a handle on her, she seemed no more than a spurned jealous lover, which seemed a cop out and quite a fall from the...
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Look around. No-one’s impressed.
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This. This makes me happy.
Let’s all calm down about the license plates. They wont turn anyone into a racist, but they will tell us who the racists are.
What WikiLeaks has told us →
The republicans want to ensure the financial security of the country for their children, but they’re currently objecting to Michelle Obama’s childhood obesity initiative. Too “nanny state” So following the logic leaves a financially stable country to a bunch of fat lazy kids. That can’t be their policy, can it?
No-one protests cuts in arts, sports, overcrowding or safety but collective bargaining they march in the streets for. For the kids my ass.
What song best describes your life right now?
Boulevard of Broken Dreams. Green Day Ask me anything
I simply can’t build up my hopes on a foundation consisting of confusion, misery...– Anne Frank. This is the text that immediately follows “In spite of everything I still believe that people are really good at heart.” in Anne’s original diary.
While the adults fight about what’s best for themselves, the kids are home playing video games and breaking into the liquor cabinet.
Will you be my margarita-sipping friend? We could...
Absolutely. And I do make a killer Margarita. Ask me anything
What's the first thing that you usually notice...
Eyes if they’re facing me, ass if they’re not. Also, hair. Ask me anything
No bank manager lady, I had no idea they added color to the fifties “years ago”. Would I have yelled bullshit so loud if I did? Think people
TOMMIE! you awesome
you. Ask me anything
One, it started as a battleship on my ass. Now time has turned it into a submarine. On the plus side, It does have a cool periscope. Ask me anything
Jesus put the “igi” in religion.
Do my balls smell funny to you?
They smell full. Ask me anything
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