“She has no tits.”- Harry
Just got that little fucker in the angel suit on my shoulder high. Now he’s paranoid and the little fucker in the demon suit is laughing.
Today Trump fell on his face, then took credit for proving gravity.
I might be straight if boobs made wine.
Gay Easter - FB RT (Christian Mansfield): He is risen. Now let me get him a cab and send him on his way so I can shower and start my day.
Current status http://twitpic.com/4onduk
If you say “in other words” and then don’t use other words, I hate you.
The Picasa album of the dog.
Such a busy week for the world. Holidays, anniversaries, upheaval and none of it has anything to do with me so I don’t give a shit.
Hillary Clinton is starting to look like Madeline Albright. We may never get another woman to do that job.
Jury duty tomorrow. Does a biography of Sal Mineo say what I need it to or should I go right for the Tab Hunter?
Judas gets a bad rap. Without him, Catholics wouldn’t have their symbol of torture, pain and death hanging in every church.
I was able to figure out that Battlefield 3 is a video game because no stars or studios were named in the ad and it was called a product.
Holy week is the Act II of Catholicism when we fill in the plot after the virgin birth and end with a zombie story.
If you’re gay, black, female or make less than 250K a year and vote Republican you have the kind of self hate I can only dream of.
Rum and Ensure. Just….. don’t.
RT @JerryThomas: “Hell is other people.”~Jean Paul Sartre “You’re not so hot yourself.”~Other People
Among the 10 dead along the Long Island coast is an 18 month old which proves sluts need daycare too.
Yeah if you don’t think kids are too fat, watch a school bus try to climb a hill.
Chivalry never goes out of style. Open doors, pull out chairs, offer to undo...– Stephen Colbert I Am America (And So Can You)
There’s a serial killer on the loose on Long Island and so far all the people who annoy me are still alive. There’s still tomorrow I guess.
Why does a body that produces tears, urine, snot, bile, pus, saliva and that stuff that leaks during sex , use blood to flush out old eggs?
For a bunch of agoraphobes you bitches have alot to say about the weather.
George Jefferson? The only black man who would call Abraham Lincoln a honky.– Archie Bunker
tyleroakley: bradofarrell: biancavirina: CLICK THE SQUARES. THE WHOLE WORLD NEEDS TO KNOW ABOUT THIS. I think I broke my computer when I pushed all of them at once.
If you were supposed to pay attention to it, the clitoris would be easily accessible, like testicles. And deodorant.
Just because I play hide and seek with the dog and you have sex doesn’t meany you’re anyFUCK YOU!
The beautiful and talented @thenickadams with yet another dusty old fag. He completely steals @priscillaUS http://twitpic.com/4j2cq8
RIP Sidney Lumet. Thanks for the grown up movies.
What Bo(eh)ner? This wasn’t worth crying over? I WANT TEARS NANCY BOY!
Nice try, and maybe it worked, but no matter how bad you make me look, I was successful at what you couldn’t do and everyone saw. I win.
Without Beck to expose them, the Liberal media, gays Jews and women to start instituting Shariia law. #tweetthepress
I just blew my nose so hard and for so long that I can no longer remember how to tie my shoes.
Met parents tonight. Got permission to beat 2 kids.
Remember Heather who had 2 mommies? She graduated top of her class, got accepted into Yale and her mommies are still together.
I got hugged the other day before I could stop it. It was weird. I’m glad it’s over.