August 2011
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I don’t care if it’s sexist, women should smell good. Always.
People who are relentlessly happy and loud in the morning are terrorists.
Walking the dog in the woods we had to climb around, under and over various trees on the path. Feeling like Provincetown Jones.
If god sent Irene to punish us, doesn’t it also stand to reason that he sent Darwin to educate us?
If you use the bible or the constitution to repress anyone else, you’re doing it wrong.
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I’m good at keeping secrets and I don’t gossip. Mostly because I don’t remember shit and I don’t give a shit.
Hey, is your dad hot?
Ask me about prostate massage.
“Never tell anyone how much you love them, they’ll use it against you.”-My mother on love and relationships.
Having near-translucent skin means SPF 50 every time I turn on the computer.
The deal was they got tax breaks and would supply jobs.
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Gus vs. Pool
aplacetolovedogs:
Our bulldog Gus decided to bring his pool inside!!
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Gus is AWESOME!
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Screw you guys
animalsbeingdicks:
Brandon was so upset that he didn’t get his way, he took his blanket and went home.
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If it’s necessary to swear on an important book who’s message I believe in, I suggest One Fish, Two Fish, Red Fish, Blue Fish.
You don’t need to carry that whole big bible. You get the same moral code without the bullshit from a well written kindergarten handbook.
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Michelle doesn’t think gays should marry and I don’t think priests should be near kids. My argument has proof, she’s a bigot.
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In The United States Of America And Jesus (U.S.A.J) people have become the people who they used to protect themselves from.
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Now that she’s gotten all the bugs in the house, someone should pick up kitten food.
Pat Robertson, Bob Dole, Mike Huckabee and both Bushes. That’s the track record of the Iowa Straw Poll. Maybe they smoke the straw.
And the kitten just got her first lesson in “glass”. In this case, a door. She shook it off like a champ though, gotta say.
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She’s on the cover of Newsweek and the teabaggers are bitching because she looks crazy. Bitch is crazy, that’s why she looks crazy
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Bert shouldn’t have to marry Ernie if he doesn’t want to. We don’t know the intimacies of their relationship and should just stay out of it.
I don’t tweet about just one thing because my life isn’t about just one thing. There’s easily four things.
We call our behind-us neighbor Fat Bastard, which is extremely generous on all counts. We’re not too crazy about her husband either.
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And the kitten just got her first lesson in “glass”. In this case, a door. She shook it off like a champ though, gotta say.
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I totally understand. You’re a man. You have needs. She’s not interested. Always busy with the kids or some shit. Here, take my number.
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Sondheim's letter to the NY times re. Porgy &... →
Sondheim has said “There is Porgy, and there’s everything else”.
He’s not happy.
Not even a little.
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“I don’t believe in god but I believe in a higher power”. That’s god, you douche. Now stop trying to sound all rebellious and go to church.
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In the land of double-wides, the man with a basement is king.
How do they not see that signing a pledge restricting the rights of a whole class of people is disgusting and anti American?
It’s time to ice the tea.
Whatchoo Wanna Know? →
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formspring.me
The doctor is in……
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I can’t wait until those racist ignoramus’ have to send their no-neck, red-eyed spawn to Barack Obama High School.