September 2011
22 posts
So wait, the same people complaining about the U.S. killing the American Al Qaeda guy support the death penalty for innocent people?
Sep 30th
2 tags
Sep 27th
340 notes
I now understand the hesitation to make marijuana legal. I now take 4 different big pharma medications to do what it did. lobbying works.
Sep 26th
“Discharge Nurse” just sounds gross.
Sep 26th
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Gravity is Darwin’s greatest ally.
Sep 26th
Although grateful for the technology that makes it possible, a stent is a lousy parting gift.
Sep 26th
The good news is they had a drill bit able to work through my hearts heavy granite construction.
Sep 26th
This place is lousy with nuns. They’re just roaming around un-tethered. I’m hiding in the bathroom until they go away to feed.
Sep 25th
Things I did not expect - All the beeping, whirring alarms make the cardiac unit sound like an arcade.
Sep 25th
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I`d name a she-child Xanax. 
Sep 25th
I lost 20 pounds in the last few weeks, dropping down to 155 pounds. I believe I may now be too thin to be American.
Sep 24th
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I have to say, the feeling of thick black poisonous smoke spreading through my chest was much more satisfying than the stents are.
Sep 24th
Today a home care nurse visited and I’m buying a blood pressure/heart rate monitor. The road to geriatrics is downhill and icy.
Sep 24th
I don’t drink. I can’t smoke or get high anymore. The thought of getting laid is a joke. Obesity here I come.
Sep 24th
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When I was very young I would wear an angel costume and carry a bottle of Pepto Bismal. That’s the closest I ever came to fitting in.
Sep 23rd
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Clearly Santorum hates gays more than he supports the military, which brings into question his patriotism and proves his douchebaggery.
Sep 23rd
Hey big pharma, transdermal pot patches. Go.
Sep 23rd
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A christian nation wouldn’t kill. A nation proud of it’s laws wouldn’t carry them out hidden from the eyes of the public. We are disgusting.
Sep 22nd
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Sep 4th
Sep 3rd
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I advocate indifference
Sep 1st
I remember being extraordinary.
Sep 1st