So wait, the same people complaining about the U.S. killing the American Al Qaeda guy support the death penalty for innocent people?
I now understand the hesitation to make marijuana legal. I now take 4 different big pharma medications to do what it did. lobbying works.
“Discharge Nurse” just sounds gross.
Gravity is Darwin’s greatest ally.
Although grateful for the technology that makes it possible, a stent is a lousy parting gift.
The good news is they had a drill bit able to work through my hearts heavy granite construction.
This place is lousy with nuns. They’re just roaming around un-tethered. I’m hiding in the bathroom until they go away to feed.
Things I did not expect - All the beeping, whirring alarms make the cardiac unit sound like an arcade.
I`d name a she-child Xanax.
I lost 20 pounds in the last few weeks, dropping down to 155 pounds. I believe I may now be too thin to be American.
I have to say, the feeling of thick black poisonous smoke spreading through my chest was much more satisfying than the stents are.
Today a home care nurse visited and I’m buying a blood pressure/heart rate monitor. The road to geriatrics is downhill and icy.
I don’t drink. I can’t smoke or get high anymore. The thought of getting laid is a joke. Obesity here I come.
When I was very young I would wear an angel costume and carry a bottle of Pepto Bismal. That’s the closest I ever came to fitting in.
Clearly Santorum hates gays more than he supports the military, which brings into question his patriotism and proves his douchebaggery.
Hey big pharma, transdermal pot patches. Go.
A christian nation wouldn’t kill. A nation proud of it’s laws wouldn’t carry them out hidden from the eyes of the public. We are disgusting.
I advocate indifference
I remember being extraordinary.